Total Medals Earned: 353 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/25 (15/495 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find The Flappy Bird Tomb
Find the Mystical Hand Made Pottery
Click on Little Goku when you see him
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 5/32 (50/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
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Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (295/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)
You monster.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/500 points)
dragon scenario
virus scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
religion scenario
robot scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!